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[29 Aug 2005|09:56am] |
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A huge oak tree just split in half
Half went in the pool and the other half fell over out fence
And the hurricane isn't even HERE yet.
LAME. I will take pitures, though.
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[03 Aug 2005|11:35am] |
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I LOVE Mike Jones and Kanye West.
I want both of their CD's.
I'm broke though.
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[01 Aug 2005|01:07pm] |
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Tool.
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[24 Jul 2005|08:17pm] |
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Honey, I'm home!!!
Ha not really, I'm just bored.
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[09 Jul 2005|07:13pm] |
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HURRICANE!
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[09 Jul 2005|10:27am] |
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what's up my negra's?
Oooow my stooomach
I think I'm having contractions.
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[29 Apr 2005|01:49pm] |
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This moving ordeal...is stressful
& that's not cool.
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[18 Apr 2005|01:23pm] |
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Lookie what I found!
I'm running on 3 hours of sleep
And my ass is sore
Yeah you do the math.
No I'm just kidding but seriously, do the math. It's perverted.
Oh yeah, hey you! With the face!
Could you find anything less important to complain about?
No I didn't think so.
Congrats.
NOW you are unique and awesome because you're an asshole about everything
YAY!
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[16 Apr 2005|11:32pm] |
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..::Dream On::.. Aerosmith |
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God...Amityville Horror is fucking intense.
If I wasn't freaking out and flying across the theatre
It was because I was trying to not freak out and fly across the theatre
This black woman got up and was like, "oh my god I can't do this, I'm going to go find Jesus"
And I guess she did because she never came back.
Drew offered his hand, but it wasn't enough and I almost died 5 times.
Oh and I made smores without the chocolate. Mmm.
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[03 Apr 2005|02:36pm] |
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We don't mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
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[29 Mar 2005|10:57pm] |
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Ow.....GOOOOOOOD my ribs feel like somebody punched them repeatedly.
No I have no idea why, but I'm blaming this one guy just because.
glitched21: i just blurt out seemingly 'smart' shit and it must make girls nipples go inverted instead of hard
Christine and I wanted to go shopping at the mall
And this was QUITE possible considering I had $200 in my purse.
Well she turned 19 yesterday
And yeah I forget her birthday on purpose because she forgot mine for real
But not really I actually did forget it because we don't talk that much because of school
Anyway, she picked out some shoes she liked and I was like hey I'll buy them
Because it was buy a pair get the second half off.
So I got me some shoes tooooo.
Then we went to eat and it sucked because I wasn't hungry.
I had eaten supper here with my family.
My mother pisses me off sometimes.
I won't go into detail because my conscience has not allowed me to talk trash
About anybody I care about lately. Seriously.
( Stuff )
UM, [insert name here] asked me to his prom and, shit.
This really upsets me. This and the fact I feel like an elephant.
*hangs extra lard over the desk top*
[EDIT]
Next time I pluck my eyebrows, remind me to have supervision because no I won't stop until I've fucked up.
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[21 Mar 2005|12:46am] |
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"UGGGGGGH HALEY...will you STOP leaving your underwear like...where I put my hands!!!"
Muah ha ha.
This stupid bitch came to my work
This is exactly what she said, "Like I called in an order..like I don't know...like...is it ready?"
EXACTLY what she said. I didn't edit that at all.
So I was all, "...what was the name?"
I couldn't find it because miss I'madumbass called the wrong resturant
I asked if she just wanted to place it at ours instead
So she said yeah and she was giggling like it was funny
I don't know man, I think she was just too stupid to be living or something.
Well I placed her order and gave her her drink
And she KNOCKS IT OVER on the counter
And it spills onto the floor as well
And she's all HAHAHAAHHARARHAR I'M sooo sorry!@#$% HAhaha.
And I tell her it's okay, but I'm not laughing
So I clean up her stupid mess and THEN she wants to place ANOTHER ORDER
But finally it ended and I swar I almost lost my cool.
Oh, hmm, yeah that's it.
( Oh yeah and I did that thing where
you go to google and type your name in
and see what images come up )
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[14 Mar 2005|01:03pm] |
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I'm really fucking pissed off at Sandy
I just don't understand. He won't give me any form of hintage.
This guy drives me up the wall
He drives me so crazy I may end up losing hair
I just don't fuckin' understand.
I wish he would throw me a hint or just TELL me something.
He's just leaving me in the dark with all of this.
I can't do this; it drives me crazy. I have feelings too.
I wish he would tell me why he called me out of no where
And I wish he would tell me why he hasn't called me back
I know eventually one day he will call
He always does, but until then it drives me fucking crazy.
I don't know what he wants. I don't know if he is still with his girlfriend.
I don't know if he just wants me to leave him alone or if he wants me to call.
I am beating my brains out just for a HINT
I told him I'm confused or I don't understand and that if he didn't like me I wish he would just say so now because I can handle it alot easier on my own time. And to just give me a fuckin' hint.
He didn't say ANYTHING about it. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
I wish he would just say HI I DONT' LIKE OR
Or HI I LIKE YOU
I mean people would think if he isn't talking to me he must not like me
But I know that's not it.
I.need.a.hint. so I can know whether or not to just give the fuck up or keep trying.
This kid has been driving me crazy for almost a year now and I know one day I'm going to be worn down
One day I'm just going to give up
And probably that same day he will call me.
I really wish he would just say something.
The confusion is killing my brain cells.
If I end up without hair and jumping off buildings you know why.
I'm sick and I have to work every night this week except sat.
I'm going to eat a pizza and go to sleep.
Peachie-o's rule.
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[10 Mar 2005|02:00pm] |
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I think I made a bazillion on my biology test
While I was writing my essay question
My teacher comes up and whispers in my ear "...is this another 100?"
All like..sexual like, oh my god, it was so funny. I actually laughed about it.
I know he didn't mean it like that though. I'm just perverted.
I love that guy. He's so sweet and interesting.
He's class rules.
In sociology, my teacher was talking about what gay meant
And Starling was infront of me with his head down
Then he just sat up and turned around and looked at me
And he was like, "...you're gay" and spit dripped out of his mouth
Yay for sleep slobber.
Then this black girl passed a note to this black guy
I was being a nosey bastard and reading it because it was way more entertaining than class
She was asking him what he thought about the guy across the room
And like if she should talk to him
And the black dude was like, "Yeah! why not? go for it!"
And she was all, "he probably has a girlfriend though..."
It was really cute. I wanted to tell her to go for it too but I wasn't suppose to be reading.
Well this update was stupid so I'm going to go to sleep.
[EDIT]
I'm listening to my Destiny's Child CD
It bring's back memories
Music usually does that for me
Man Bills, Bills, Bills was always my favorite.
Oh and say my name say my naaame
And basically every other song on that CD
I need to do my english but I'm not
I've done homework for 3+ hours every day this week.
Back off bro! Good grief!
Just one class tom. and I'll be done for a week.
I...can do this.
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[08 Mar 2005|07:23pm] |
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I'm about to go eat with Christine even though I'm not hungry.
I don't know if she said I'll call you when I get there or I'll call you when I leave
Oh well. I guess we'll find out, no?
I think I'm in trouble or I think I got somebody in trouble.
Oopsy.
I do so much crap behind all you guys backs haha.
I can't even explain because I'd just get in more trouble.
I guess I'll know later in the week how that's gonna go down.
Oh I got to look at my midterm grades
And they....were beautiful.
I have an A in biology with Mr. Lyon and he's hard but very very interesting.
The end.
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[05 Mar 2005|12:55am] |
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I just lost all the music on my ipod.
Thanks life...thanks.
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[04 Mar 2005|09:26pm] |
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OH, my god.
Drew almost killed me at work.
I was wrapping cookies and Drew came back there to eat some
Then Justin is like DON'T EAT MY COOKIES BITCH
And he slams into Drew
And during all of this Drew has a BIG knife in his hand
So Drew slings back and the knife is all slashin in my face cause he is trying to grab something
Oh.my.god.
And the thing is he didn't even notice what he was doing
SO like..he wouldn't STOP
At first I was just screaming but then it was like BLOODY MURDER
I couldn't scream like that again if you paid me.
And he was like OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY when he realized why exactly I was screaming
And I was like..on the ground trying to breath
And Justin is all whoa are you okay? are you okay? are you going to make it?
And I'm like hyperventilating and crying. Hahahah.
It was awesome. Everybody and their mother came back there to see what was up.
But whoa life flashing before my eyes yes? He was so close to cutting my face OFF
I have girlscout cookies AND...and...indian boys wanting to do my eyes.
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[01 Mar 2005|11:21pm] |
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..::Bittersweet Symphony::.. The Verve |
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I ate a chicken sandwhich from wendys and slept 3 and half hours.
I woke up thinking about just HOW worthless I am.
spring breeeeeeeeakkkkk....*reaches like a little kid*
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